explodingdog: TopatoCo: Don’t Do Drugs Shirt New explodingdog shirts at TopatoCo THIS reminds me of the scariest regular at Walgreens. He is the only thing I don’t like about my job. He once walked in through doors and said “LOOK EVERYBODY IT’S A UNICORN! YOU CAN STOP STARING NOW.” then proceeded to chat with the other customers in my line about how he was a unicorn and that he kept having to buck leprechauns off of his back, but he just couldn’t get rid of them. he is usually on meth (I’m almost certain), and is probably the scariest person I’ve ever had to talk to.

explodingdog:

TopatoCo: Don’t Do Drugs Shirt

New explodingdog shirts at TopatoCo

THIS reminds me of the scariest regular at Walgreens.
He is the only thing I don’t like about my job.
He once walked in through doors and said “LOOK EVERYBODY IT’S A UNICORN! YOU CAN STOP STARING NOW.” then proceeded to chat with the other customers in my line about how he was a unicorn and that he kept having to buck leprechauns off of his back, but he just couldn’t get rid of them. he is usually on meth (I’m almost certain), and is probably the scariest person I’ve ever had to talk to.

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  1. ilikeswears reblogged this from explodingdog and added:
    The unicorn knows.
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    OMG birthday is in September ydig
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    HAHAHAHA WTF =))
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    I would totally fucking rock this!
  14. hannahvsheartbeats reblogged this from explodingdog and added:
    THIS reminds me of the scariest regular...Walgreens. He is the only thing I don’t like...
  15. ya-digg reblogged this from explodingdog and added:
    Rotflmao. I need this shirt. Someone get it for me?
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    i would like this shirt.
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    This is wonderful.
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    automatic exploding dog bloody unicorn reblog